Score: 3

"MY EYES THEY BURN!!!!!!"

submission: Funny Rude Cartoons (JYA)

date: January 22, 2007

It was all fun and games from STDs on I mean I didn't mind the guy screwing the squirrel and then being seen by his dad but what the hell th guy sucking his grandpa. What the hell is the matter with you!! Seriously you definitely ticked me off man I mean I was actually going to give you a good score. What the hell! How disturbed do you have to be to animate that seriously god damn!! Disgusting.

Score: 8

"So could happen."

submission: Bring a Condom on a Date?

date: January 22, 2007

He could have just said that he wanted to be safe just in case. Anyway this was a good flash. I loved the end because one time I definitely was thinking about what if that happened. It was nice to see my thoughts (and probably every guy has thought this situation over) displayed as a good flash. Nice job.

Score: 3

"NO arr"

submission: [KK] You Are Teh Pirate

date: January 19, 2007

Yeah the only way this vid could possibly get a five or above would be if it didn't seem like a very short, rushed, pointless, and unfunny music video. I just don't know how you could improve it. I don't even know why its rated Adults only. Seriously. Well if you wanted to improve your flash animation here are a couple of pointers.
1) Don't rush things
2) If you are going to use simple graphics keep them organized and visually identical.
3) If you are going to use pirates use more pirate things (cannons, swords, guns, ships, etc.)
PS Nice use of booty.

Score: 7

"Pretty groovey"

submission: My New GirlFriend

date: January 19, 2007

This was pretty good work. I liked the concept a lot but it lacked some basic improvements to the plot, characters, and length. Hopefully your next project will be a little more ambitious. Nice work though.

Score: 7

"Great potenatial."

submission: Summer Camp: Episode 1

date: January 19, 2007

Graphics-Simple, efficient, and straight to the point.
Style-Loved the way you set things up.
Sound-didn't love your songs but otherwise the sound was good.
Violence-You get a six for hitting a bird with a bat hahahhaha.
Humor-see Violence+ some part were really funny. Youve developed the charecters fairly well but this episode just seems like a whole bunch of random sub-plot ideas strung together. I really don't see the bing picture.
Overall-Nice job. This vid/episodes have a lot of potential. Hope you can tap into that potential by making some additional jokes and tieing the plot together.

Score: 6

"Geeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!"

submission: Queers of War

date: January 19, 2007

Man Im scarred for life. Before telling you my thoughts about this vid overall im going to answer why I gave you low scores in general.
Graphics-They ranged alot from the high quality of Jeff Bandelin to the simpleness of Dan Malo's.
Style-Truthfully very much disliked your style except for Jeff Bandelin's because they were all just sexually themed. I mean who actually wants to see a naked Locust I mean those F'ers are ugly enough as it is. Seriously I found almost none of the scenarios amusing.
Sound-I hated the sound for the menu and most of the sound for the other ones. I mean seriously I know you probably put a lot of time into this one but I just hated the way that the sound was set up. I don't know why I just do.
Violence-Pretty violent but it needed a lot more crude funny violence rather than humans and Locusts standing around looking at each other's dicks. *shivers* Disgusting.
Humor-I was really disappoint by how this turned out. I mean the number one reason I checked this out was because I thought it would be funny. I'm a pretty big fan of slapcheek (sexual) comedy but this was way too explicit and disgustin I mean seriously. The only parts that were actually funny were Jeff Bandelin's vid and the end of Dan Malo's. I mean seriously what were you guys thinking. There were a lot more ways to make Gears of War funny other than just having charecters standing around with their penises waving about and than proceeding to screw one another seriously this was one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen.

PS I'm not being a dumb idiot who is whining about the crudeness of this vid I mean I actually enjoy GTA games very much and am into that whole ahhaha did you see me run over that hooker for my money comedy (in game). I mean seriously I hope to see less halfdone slapcheek jokes and more actually funny scenes in future installments (maybe ala Red vs Blue or something similiar).

Score: 6

"Plot=Plausible???"

submission: Star Wars: Rebel Alliance

date: January 16, 2007

No the plot isn't plausible at all but besides this you made a rather good flash. My only problem is that you really haven't tried to create anything new from the Madness series besides the light sabers. Maybe other people were awed by the x-wing but frankly it didn't fit with the style. Another reason I didn't give you a ten is that you didn't really add a original plot/charecters. Desert base=desert version of hoth. Darth Maul=Darth Maul. Jedi=Jedi, etc. No real new charecters/twists/ or differences from the movie/games/other parodies. I hope to see more originality in further installments.

Score: 6

"Pretty good"

submission: Baa Baa Imperial Sheep

date: January 16, 2007

Sound was pretty low quality I mean I seriously had no idea what he was saying. But good concept.

graphics-not top notch but supplementary enough
style-frankly I didn't love the style but I guess for a nursery song it was good.
sound-no offense but the sound was bad. Im not sure if you were trying to baa while singing because if you were it turned out pretty gritty and bad. Maybe just try to improve it and not baa as much.
humor-not that funny but good concept

Score: 8

"???"

submission: Star wars madness request

date: January 16, 2007

I thought this was a game at first...huh...weird I wasn't really ready to make this review...ummm good job loved the scenes but I was kind of disappointed it wasn't a game...*sigh* oh well good job.

Score: 7

"24...seconds???"

submission: Dark Side Switch Campaign

date: January 16, 2007

Way way way too short. Good concept but you didn't explore it enough and your (voice) acting wasn't exactly great. Even worse you didn't put as much humor/effort into it. I mean this had so much potential but what ever it was pretty good for such a short vid. Solid vid.